Friday, May 8, 2009

Juice Pigs Embrace?


Manuel "Manny" Aristides Ramírez Onelcida was suspended 50 games yesterday by MLB. He tested positive for a PED. Best part of the story is that the drug he tested positive for a female fertility drug. This is not approved by the FDA for use by men! Manny claims that his doctor prescribed him the substance due to a personal health problem. Anybody buying what the man is selling? I would have to say no dice.
The consequence is that now everyone will start to throw out names of other potential violators. Albert Pujols, Ken Griffey Jr., Big Papi, Ryan Howard and probably Vlad The Impaler are the next doodes who will have the light of suspicion shone on them. Not sure if anyone can hear the crickets coming from the little engine that could aka Red Sox Nation because they had a field day after Stray-Rods most recent transgression.

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