Really Dirk, that's the best you could do?

Weird but entertaining story surfaced today. The woman pictured to the right is Cristal Taylor a 37 year old swindler! Apparently she has been living with Disco Dirk Nowitzki though his legal advisors hired special investigators to look into her past. They found mutiple warrants for for her arrest with the highlights being: violating a probation sentence for two counts of forgery and one count of felony stealing in Missouri and a theft-of-service charge for failing to pay for an estimated $10,000 in dental work in Beaumont, Texas. It was also discovered that Cristal had a bevy of aliases or the story she is going with, she's a shape shifter.

Incredible story with Mavs being down by 2 games and game 3 going tonight. Just saying think Dirk could do a little better this train wreck. My buddy claims Joey Graham is even riding high with a beautiful baby.